August 13, 2013
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The internet is for ____
So while looking up movies (or some similarly pointless shit) on my fiance's hand phone -- he closed a bunch of windows that were open on the background of his phone browser and of course the inevitable flash of a woman's super stuffed kusho hits the screen before it is quickly deleted.
"Porn?" I ask, aghast. "Why are you looking at porn on your cell phone?" To which, I then adamantly insist, "Don't be stupid. You should use your laptop cause the screen is bigger!"
He said he didn't want to get viruses. I guess this is like, safe sex of the internet smut. lol. Maybe I should use my phone too...
Quote of the weekend:
Woman 1: "MONSTROUS BOOB JOB BIMBO!"
Woman 2: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Woman 1: (After some attempts at breathing since the two of them could not stop laughing) "I'm Sorry S-- I really like your fake boobs. They're so perky. I wish I had them!"
All 6 Men: "..........................."
Me: "... I want to say something. but I don't know what to say..."
Woman 2's husband: "...... this just got really weird for me."On a side note. I need 4 dollars worth in quarters in order to use the high power washer around the corner of Bitters.
